The King's disease...or shall I say Queen's...

So, considering what a complainer I am, I'm sure everyone who reads this blog (all 5 of you) knows that I may or may not have gout. In my poor lil foot. The doctor's are convinced after poking my foot for 10 seconds, with no actual tests to support their beliefs, that I have gout...or maybe a bacterial infection. Or maybe aliens planted their spawn there. I'm still going with the fractured bone theory myself. Either way, I won't be doing any shopping for some time.

Because of my injury, I needed to re-stock a few things, like heating pads and calcium pills. So after work, I headed to the drug store. First I went looking for heating pads. There was half an isle of all kinds of pads and the only one I could interpret that said "hotto" was sold out. So I asked some worker guy to help me, and I said, which of these things is hot? He hmmmmed and sssssed for a while and then reached down and handed me a package that said "cooling." Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you couldn't read. So I was like no, I want HOT. He hmmmed and ssssed again and finally ran away to find another person to help me. The next guy walks right up, hands me a box and says that's the only one they have that is hot. I was like, great, thanks for your help, moving on.

Next I bought a bottle of calcium. Holy mother of god, that stuff is expensive!! I spent 12$ on a small bottle of "Nature's Own." I almost bought the big 20$ bottle b/c some jackass had put rose hip in front of the small bottles. But I still thought that maybe they had some 5$ bottle hidden somewhere on the aisle, so I stuck around and perused a bit. And that's when I found this little jem.

My first thought was F-cup? Then I wondered if the girl featured on the box was still in the stage of using the products because she def. hasn't reached the guaranteed size. And then I wondered if they didn't mean a Japanese F. And it's only 10$. What a find!

(Btw, I've fixed it so that non-blogspot ppl can post a comment. Sorry about that!)